Hello. I’m Teejay VanSlyke, an interdisciplinary do-nothing and perennial slacker currently residing in Baltimore, Maryland. When not lounging around in my bathrobe staring into space, I write, play music, and draw. Right now, I’m working on my first novel.

My remote career has led me on a journey of slow travel across the United States, Canada, and Europe. I’ve been cradled by the rainy-day splendor of Portland, on up to big brother Seattle, across the desert, mountains, and bayous in my bespoke campervan to Florida, up the east coast to rest in Baltimore, with stints in Canada, France, and Germany sprinkled in between.

A cross between a gazelle and a housecat, I alternate between periods of intense activity and ones of profound sloth. I believe in the power of creativity to cure the modern disease of overconsumption and ennui so prevalent in the twenty-first century.

Say hello: hello@teejayvanslyke.com.