My inner monologue
So I've noticed some things about my inner monologue when reading poorly-written prose:
If someone misuses the word 'to' in place of 'too', my internal meter speeds up to accommodate the missing 'o'.
What's up? Oh not to much.
Whenever someone writes in all capital letters, I shout the entire sentence to myself
HEY TEEJAY HOW'S IT GOING? I'M GOOD LOVE AUNT SHERRY
When someone uses the possessive pronoun "your" in place of the contraction "you're," I want to give my eyeballs paper cuts with acid blotter paper.
Boy I bet your glad I took that English class!
And finally, when someone does all three at once, I write blog posts like this one!
YOUR REALLY GREAT AND WE SHOULD HANG OUT TO!